Tuna Sandwich Tuesday

Day off from work today, and I made a delicious tuna sandwich for my lunch. I took some pictures. Here are some reasons why no one will ever see these pictures: Dislodged memory card. Broken viewscreen. Inability to understand a loud beep as a sign of error without visual explanation of said error.

Anyhow, it was delicious. Also pretty.

Tuna, veganaise, curry powder, mutsu apple. Real good.

Not Sandwich Related: British v. French

30 reasons why British hate the French

awesome.

America, Fuck Yeah!

This is why the Brits think Americans are stupid, obnoxious people.

They are absolutely right.

This isn't totally random, there is a mention of sandwiches in the article.

More Wonderful Sandwiches from Limeys

I know hating on the Brits, (my countrymen, full disclosure, nbd) for their lack of culinary subtlety and/or decency is really, really easy, but seriously, sandwiches are so easy to make tasty. Sandwiches if done right are the perfect food. That's a big if.

I'm somewhat astounded about how many times I've said "only the Brits could come up with a sandwich that terrible."

However, I could be wrong. Ladies and Gentlemen, for your approval "The Chip Butty".

French fries, or "chips" as our brothers across the pond call them are delicious. Bread is delicious. This, I may have to try.

Random Aside: Why do those asshole Republicans get to take credit for hating the French and renaming the French-invented food to more Anglo sound names? The British have been doing it centuries. Literally, centuries. Look it up. They hated the French back when Freedom was free, before anyone made hating French the cool thing to do.

Anywhoo, I'm gonna make up one of these Chip Butties and give it a try. Call me a hypocrite, but at least it ain't mayo and bread.

Give me back my Expo markers.

Last friday, a nice enough looking young lady came into my office, introduced herself as Iris, said that she worked in an office upstairs, and requested to borrow a few dry-erase markers for "just a bit".

It is Wednesday. I am still missing my Expos.

In other news. Here's a partial reaction to the Best Sandwiches In America from the Today Show.

The people of Philly speak out. Rocky would be proud.

Vegan Breakfast Sandwich

I get these for free from work sometimes, and they're pretty darned good. It's a spelt english muffin served with garlic dill tofu, barbecue tempeh (I assume for bacon effect), avocado, and caramelized onions. It's tasty, and keeps well in the fridge for a day or two. Thanks, work.

The Fuzz hates sandwiches

A simple sandwich vendor in England tries to sell his delicious wares to hungry school children, and the evil schoolteachers got the police involved.

They probably only serve mayo sandwiches at the school...

If only Mr. Bean was the chef.

Poor Sandwich Man.

My camera works. I'm getting a torta for lunch today.